Tag: breasts
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Farewell Firm Breasts, You Served Me Well
I bid a sad farewell to firm breasts today. Officially. I’ve been kidding myself for a while now, pretending that they still looked young and full with the help of a push up bra or a chicken fillet or six. But they weren’t looking so pert after my jog today, when they drooped out of…
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Kate Middleton: A Tale Of Two Mammaries
Once upon a time, (a very long, long time ago), when I was approaching the age of four and my world innocently revolved around varying tones of pink, anorexically thin Barbies (with unnaturally large breasts) and sugar and spice and all things nice, I fervently believed in fairy tales. That my Prince Charming would someday hunt…
LOUISA SIMMONDS 