Tag: chocolate
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The Best Five Therapies To Cure ‘One Of Those Days!’
You know, the real bitch kind of day that I seem to have a lot of, when the proverbial shit hits the fan so hard and fast you haven’t even had time to rub the fairy shit out of your eyes, let alone imbibe your first coffee before your phone rings. At 6.30am, no less,…
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Healthy, Snacking Energy Balls For Tired, Middle-Aged Women
Okay, so I know they look like something the dog deposited in retribution for not getting a walk, but energy balls taste infinitely better than they look. I decided to go all Jamie Oliver yesterday and made some energy balls in an attempt to steer Kurt clear of energy drinks and plastic cereal and to…
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Home Alone After You’re Married And Eating Chocolate In Bed
Obviously I adore my husband, but… http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/120398635 After thirty years crammed together in the marital womb, I quite like it when he goes away for a few days, leaving me to play. Even with the teens bouncing off the walls, the sudden appearance of their teenage mates who take up permanent residence on the couch…
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So, The Chocolate Diet’s Going Well
weigh in (Photo credit: jamelah) Thought I’d give myself a bit of a laugh this morning by stepping on the scales for the first time in a few weeks. Probably not the best choice of day for a weigh-in, admittedly. I heard the old man in the bathroom first, as he tiptoed on and off…
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Do I Really Need The Blood Of The Easter Bunny On My Hands Too?
Can I Really Kill Of The Easter Bunny As Well? It came as a surprise when Kurt asked me casually the other day if the Easter Bunny was still coming on Sunday. I knew it was a test. You see, I thought that his childhood had been jettisoned out of the window some time ago;…
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Two Orgasmic Chocolate Cake Recipes For Easter
I’m letting you in on a couple of culinary secrets of mine this Easter. These two recipes are better than sex, and almost as good as shopping. So if you’re married and not getting any, or single and still not getting any, whip up either (or both) of these cakes and you’ll be sated. These…
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