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Middle-Aged Baby Belly
nice beer gut (Photo credit: HGruber) The old man has started his annual trip to ‘fitness’, citing his reason as the middle-aged baby belly which has suddenly developed from nowhere, yet protrudes a little too confidently above the over-tight waistband of his trousers. He blames me, of course, for this foreign mass that looks like a five…
LOUISA SIMMONDS 