Tag: husband
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When Equality Leads To Divorce
I know I’m a feminist, nevertheless I’ve decided to impeach my house husband for misconduct in the area of the family food shop. He’s simply not up to the job. Albeit he has done some fine work in terms of a reduction in cost to our weekly food bill, happiness isn’t just about money and…
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My Husband, The House Bitch
An interloper has moved into our apartment. The teens annual Christmas wish of a cleaning fairy has finally come true, and albeit a welcome addition to the family, this new situation is making me feel strangely uneasy. Cleaning Day by Jaymie Koroluk at http://www.flickr.com Obviously, I’m grateful that the old man has taken over the…
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Perfect Wife Or Perfect Bitch?
Found on mylifeandkids.com at http://www.pinterest.com It’s possible that I have acquired the reputation of being a bit of a bitch to my husband on this blog. Or perhaps that’s just the old man whining again. But having recently devoured Gillian Flynn‘s novel, Gone Girl, from cover to cover and in record time, (so I can…
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I Bet Brad Pitt Doesn’t Wear Thongs To Dinner!
How do you think Angelina would react if Brad put his thongs on to go out to dinner? One of the biggest battles my marriage faces at the moment, (successful parenting of Kurt aside), surrounds the old man’s malfunctioning wardrobe. His consistently juvenile refusal to make any kind of effort with his attire (and desire to…
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8 Reasons Why I Deserve A Cleaner
Dear Husband, Remember that time when you decided to join the local golf club, and out of some atypical dose of marital courtesy (more commonly recognised as guilt) you decided to discuss your decision with me, just prior to signing half our joint annual income away in exhorbitant membership fees, on another laughable sports fad?…
LOUISA SIMMONDS 